You'll get noticed with The RUGGED MAN Advanced Hair System.

Recently, our episode on the block buster television show, The Dragons' Den was re-aired and we just received a somewhat disturbing cry for help. Daily, we are flooded with letters of thanks and good wishes. Bald men are finally getting dates, jobs and promotions with The RUGged Man (R) Advanced Hair System, but this particular individual was terribly bald and confused."

 

Get a nice long drink and sit in a nice comfortable chair. Put on your spectacles and slippers and hang on for a good read! This gets real interesting quickly.

 

On 18/01/2013 4:38 PM, *******  wrote:


Is this a Joke? I would rather walk around with a shiny bald head, or even just spray paint my head every day!!! I don't understand why you would think this is a style? It's called a tupee or a wig!!!!!

 
     
 

On 2013-01-18, at 5:55 PM, Richard Korbyl <info@ruggedman.ca> wrote:

Dear Mr. ******* ,

Thank you for sharing.

We will have you know that the RUGged Man Advanced Hair Replacement System is much more than just a fashion statement. It's a lifestyle. It's about getting back your confidence and getting noticed for a change. Our advanced hair system is hypo allergenic and fits most head sizes. Plus you won't have to worry about toxic paints, which you spoke of, running into your eyes. You no longer have to be afraid of the 3 w's - wind, water and women. In fact, we have scientifically wind tunnel tested this marvel of science and technology. The results are available for you to view on our website.

Thousands of satisfied clients have sent us touching testimonials of how The RUGged Man has transformed their lives. If that won't convince you that The RUGged Man IS for you, nothing will. With the RUGged Man your face will be shining, not your head. And if you order now, you'll even get an "I got shagged" sticker to use as a daily affirmation of your new found confidence. Plus, you may find you won't have to visit your shrink as often. And all that for the low , low price of only $ 9.99 each (plus S&H, GST).

Why stay handicapped a moment longer? Quit being a victim of hair loss. Stop crying yourself to sleep and do something about it. The RUGged Man is here to help you hide your shame. We've helped shut-ins, hoarders and hair loss survivors for over 2 years. And we can help you too. If you have not had enough, please email us for more. We look forward to seeing a before and after photo of you. You will feel the difference immediately.

Welcome to the RUGged nation. You're not alone.

 

RUGgedly yours,

Richard Korbyl

     

On 18/01/2013 5:59 PM, ******* wrote:

I could cut my carpet and sew on a strap for a lot less than $10. I seriously do not understand how you can take this professionally or seriously. The only thing I would spend money on is the sticker! Who the heck would ever walk around with a chunk of carpet on their head and feel like its real hair. There's a reason why dragons den shut you down, go find a real career or sell this on comedy channel!

 

 
     

 

 

On 2013-01-18, at 7:18 PM, Richard Korbyl <info@ruggedman.ca> wrote:

******* ,

Thank you for your urgent reply.

Everybody knows that often the simplest solution is the most elegant.

It is apparent that we triggered some deep seeded emotional issues about your hair loss and for that, we are happy because this your time for change.  You're not the only one who is frustrated by hair loss.  It's okay to feel the way you do and we know it wasn't easy for you to express your deepest fears.  This is obviously bothering you more than you care to admit.  Like you, many men needlessly suffer in silence believing that they can do it all on their own.  *****, it's okay to ask for help.  You're not alone.  We are so glad to help you through this difficult time. 

Hair loss is no laughing matter.  To the contrary, we do take this very seriously.   We are trained professionals and we understand  the deep psychological impact that hair loss has on men.    We recognize your all too familiar pattern of denial and projection associated with your own tragic hair loss.

It may not be real hair, but it is real confidence.  You try telling that to the thousands of  clients that it's just a "... chunk of carpet."  ******* , how can you put a price on the life changing confidence experienced by our satisfied users?  We've had troubling letters like yours before.   And we know that your correspondence with us is a just desperate cry for help.  The next time you are feeling down why not grab another drink and watch our inspiring videos found at http://www.ruggedman.ca .

No one can argue that The RUGged Man offers a priceless one of kind solution in hair replacement therapy.  Be prepared for a new and exciting life with The RUGged Man Advanced Hair System. 


RUGgedly yours,

Richard Korbyl

P.S. - We would like to remind you that the RUGged Man Advanced Hair System is trademarked and copyrighted. Don't you dare try to sully our good reputation with your threats of creating a similar product. 

 


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The RUGged Man (R) ADVANCED HAIR SYSTEM

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On 18/01/2013 10:38 PM, ******* wrote:

How does a piece of carpet make you feel confident about being bald, that would create more self conscious. Did you have a bowl of stupid for breakfast the day you thought of this? There is no way anyone would call you "professional" to do something do ridiculous!!! I couldn't imagine someone being "trained" for that. Any joe blow could think of that idea as stupid as this. You guys are something special!!   P.S. I have more hair on my head than a woman.

 
     
 

-------- Original Message --------

Subject: Gravy on my RUG.... No problem!!

Date: Mon, 21 Jan 2013 08:01:49 -0700

From: Richard Korbyl <info@ruggedman.ca>

To: ******* <*****@icloud.ca >

 

Mr. ******* ,

Sorry for the delay, but we were flooded with the all the orders which just came in. I understand that we were featured on a television show just recently. Plus, answering all these media requests from around the world takes up a lot of our time.

******* , I am detecting some sort of deep anger to your prior correspondence. I am very concerned with your fragile and explosive state of affairs. Maybe you need a bit more fibre in your diet?

 

Like I said before, it's okay to feel hurt and frustrated with your hair loss (or soon to be bald head.) You know, when I was your age I looked at my father and then my own forehead. I too was very very angry. I didn't know what to do. I tried everything from cowboys hats to expensive hair jellies. But, much like yourself, the writing was on the wall. I knew sooner or later, I would be using a wash cloth on my forehead and not a comb. I was deeply hurt and confused.

For your reference, both Terry and I received our training from the great Reverend Sun Fung Moon. He not only taught us that inner peace and harmony can be found inside one's heart, but also on the top of one's head. This is why we were so inspired to help the frail, the lame and the bald, like yourself. Terry received his level 3 last year and I am training for my level 2. This will depend on several factors such as purity of heart and sack races competition. ( I am pretty good at the sack races!!!!)

 

Your cry for help is becoming even stronger and I suggest that you perhaps call one of those local 1-900 numbers for some further consultation. But, be aware if they try to sell you some sort of cassette tapes with positive messages. You may end up regretting that expensive purchase. But, if that is what you are interested in, the Reverend Sun Fung Moon has some great material available for sale. It can be found on iTunes and includes such blockbuster hits as "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow" and my personal favourite, "It's Okay, Shagg Happens".Our product, which again is trademarked and copyrighted, went through several design modifications. We were relentless in our testing stage. It may seem simple, but truthfully, it is a rather complex solution to hair loss which is based on heavy science and extreme technology. I could show you some of the complex formulas, but I really don't think with your education, that you could understand it. These formulas makes division and multiplication look like child's play.

I am going to extend an olive branch to you ******* . If your therapist wants to call us, perhaps we can come up with a collaborative solution to help you through these tough times. I wouldn't even charge you our normal Expert Consultation Setup Charge (value of $65.00 per hour!) I really think you will find that The RUGged Man Advanced Hair System will feel extremely good on your soon to be bald head. I go to the gym, swim, play tennis and WIN at bingo with my RUGged Man(R). And you can too!!! It's that easy.

Here's to looking good and feeling RUGged with the world's most revolutionary hair replacement system, The RUGged Man (R). Thanks for your kind thoughts and words. Welcome to the RUGged Army where together, we can conquer baldness.

 

RUGgedly yours,

Richard Korbyl

Not only am I the President, but I am an actual user....

 

The RUGged Man (R) ADVANCED HAIR SYSTEM

check out our touching testimonials and photos of the changed and improved lives of actual RUGged Man users

     

On 29/01/2013 8:19 AM, *******  wrote:

Wow u need help man find a real job to start with like who in the hell would put a chunk of rug on there head I would way rather be bald at least that is normal where u think a chunk of rug is!!!! Give your head a shake what did u have a bowl of stupid for breakfast!!!??

 
     
     
 

On 2013-02-04, at 11:18 AM, Richard Korbyl <info@ruggedman.ca> wrote:

Mr. *******

Sorry for the delay in my response, but I was asked to visit some senior Helsinki government dermatologists regarding male pattern baldness. (For your reference: senior = more smarter than average, dermatologists = hair doctors)

Your feedback has been forwarded to customer service / warranty department. We thank you for your kind words.

Please know that helping bald men has been a full time job. You wouldn't believe the number of men who are searching, looking and yearning for a solution like the RUGged Man (R) Advanced Hair System. It brings us nothing but happiness when we receive feedback from our satisfied users. Have a look at the testimonials we constantly receive at: http://www.ruggedman.ca/Succeed.html

I wanted to share a little story with you ******. You see, on my way to Helsinki, to talk to Dr. Van Hairrisen, I went through several airport security check points and at no point did the highly trained security agents even notice that my RUGged Man (R) Advanced Hair System was on. I did set the metal detector off as I had some nickels (wooden and metal) in my pocket. I'll have you know that I did get noticed by the cute airline stewardess, Eunice. Eunice had a sparkle in her eye and kept starring at me throughout the entire 10 hour flight. She even gave me free cocktails! You say mile high club? I say, "cha-ching". Thanks Eunice and thanks RUGged Man (R)!!!!!

You see, with the RUGged Man (R) Advanced Hair System, you finally get noticed with your increased confidence and that's what we can do for you. Stop feeling depressed and lonely, ******* . Quit turning off all the lights, shutting the blinds and sharpening your knives! You deserve better than that. You deserve a life that is full of hair and confidence. You deserve the RUGged Man (R) Advanced Hair System.

What do you say, ******* ? The buffet to success is now open again with the RUGged Man (R) Advanced Hair System. Why don't you mosey over here and start living with confidence and a full set of hair? You won't regret it. I know Eunice didn't.

RUGgedly yours,

Richard Korbyl

 

Not only am I the President, but I am an actual user....

The RUGged Man (R) ADVANCED HAIR SYSTEM

check out our touching testimonials and photos of the changed and improved lives of actual RUGged Man users

On 24/02/2013 5:10 AM, ******** wrote:

 

U seriously need help man! If its such a wonderful idea why did u get turned down and laughed of stage by the dragons den??? That should maybe be your sign that u need to grow up one day and get a real job!!

 
 
 

-------- Original Message --------

Subject: Re: Gravy on my RUG.... No problem!!

Date: Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:20:31 -0700

From: Richard Korbyl <info@ruggedman.ca>

To: ********** <********.com>

 

 

********......

Those last comments really hurt! You tell the thousands of men who have risen like a phoenix from the ashes of their former self that we haven't helped them. Men are getting dates, jobs and even part time work because of our world class invention. I don't see you helping the cripple, the lame and the bald. I just see you complaining and whining. Hell, you probably complain to your therapist!

For your information, the Dragons did not laugh us off the stage. The Dragon's Den producers even came over to us and commented on how well we handled ourselves. While we did not get the financing from the Dragons, we received three separate offers from private companies the day after airing on TV. We secured national distribution the day after we were filmed in Toronto. Presently, we have ongoing discussions with the three biggest novelty distributors in the USA.

Listen here ******, you tell me why celebrities love our product? Even the Reverend Jesse Jackson, yes I said that correctly.... the Reverend Jesse Jackson came over to ME and asked for a photo. Can you tell me why? I'll tell you why, *******. He said he loved how confident I looked and how natural looking the fibres were. He even said that The RUGged Man was virtually imperceptible (== hard to notice). I have included a photo for your reference. This photo was taken at the iconic ball park, Wrigley Field. Jackson's body guards (...not mine) were howling because we were having so much fun!

And that's what our product does. It inspires bald men to regain their confidence and start living with success. Perhaps it's time to quit complaining and do something about it. We are here to offer you a step in the right, or should I say, "RUG"ged, direction. With the world's most revolutionary hair replacement system, The RUGged Man (R), your climb to the success, just got a lot easier.

You can thank us later!

 

Fondling yours,

 

Richard Korbyl

Not only am I the President, but I am an actual user....

The RUGged Man (R) ADVANCED HAIR SYSTEM check out our touching testimonials and photos of the changed and improved lives of actual RUGged Man users

 

 

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