He can shine his favorite balls (i.e. -golf) with it

Only his hairdresser will know for sure
Bald, fat and ugly? Two out of three ain't bad.

He won't have to waste any more money on expensive hair jellies and creams

Color matching is as easy as your favorite can of spray paint from the hardware store

TSA and airport friendly

Easy clean up and maintaince with a vacumm cleaner. A litlle scotchguard and those pesky gravy stains just bead off!

With his new found confidence, he will finally get noticed.

Drives women crazy.. cats like it too

No longer does he have to shy away from the 3 W's--- wind, water and women